GOODBYE BLUE MONDAYS

A SCRIPTED PODCAST ABOUT MASCULINITY. TOXIC, AND OTHERWISE.

Dark Comedy/Sci-Fi Scripted Podcast Series.

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Upon learning his misogynist, conspiracy-spewing workmate holds a winning ticket for the most coveted prize on earth – the Global Early Retirement Lottery – a listless factory worker stops at nothing to ensure the reward goes to a more deserving citizen, namely himself, only to discover the prize is not exactly as advertised.

Series Overview

In 2054, the only hope for escaping a life lived under the thumb of the global corporatocracy dominated by U.R. Products Inc. is death…. or winning the Global Early Retirement Lottery. AKA G.E.R.L. AKA the weekly drawing sponsored by the Consortium of Productive Countries, which transports its lucky winners from their soul-crushing slog through life to the retirement of their dreams. 

So it’s not surprising that Elliot Pilgrim is deeply dismayed when he learns his loud-mouthed, misogynist, conspiracy-spewing workmate, Jerry Dingle, has somehow procured a winning ticket for this most coveted prize. A loyal follower of men’s rights activist Blade Johnson, Jerry believes the lottery is actually a feminist plot to rid the world of men. His winning ticket is just a means of infiltrating the Lottery Transition Centers, which he and his fellow “Johnson Loyalists” plan to blow up so that they can expose this nefarious conspiracy against the “male race” to the world.

Monica Levy, a fellow U.R. Products Inc. drudge and the only person Elliot’s had feelings for since losing his wife and child, urges Elliot to forget about Jerry, his ticket, and silly conspiracy theory and instead come to her weekly lotto watch party – an invite Elliot takes as a sure sign his feelings for Monica are finally being reciprocated. Sadly, his hopes for a burgeoning romance are quickly dashed upon learning Monica has a partner.

Dejected, Elliot decides that if Jerry Dingle does indeed possess a winning ticket, he must stop at nothing to ensure the world’s greatest prize goes to a much more deserving citizen, namely himself, jettisoning him into a whirlwind adventure that leaves him wishing he had read the fine print.

Think Terry Gilliam’s Brazil meets Dr. Strangelove, peppered with some inspiration from “Breakfast of Champions,” and join us for the wildly inventive, irreverent, wacky, and buoyant ride that is Goodbye Blue Mondays.

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